Trista Bentleytonfarthingwhallop, Snark Pudding (trista) wrote,
Trista Bentleytonfarthingwhallop, Snark Pudding
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The Reign of The Trista I, Queen of the Spreadsheet.

I told murnkay today that I am the Spreadsheet Queen, and he asked if that was like being the Dancing Queen. It is!



Spreadsheet Queen, by The trista

You can graph, filter, sort, manipulate your reports ooh ooh
See that girl, watch that screen, diggin' the spreadsheet queen

Monday morning, the first one here
Pour some coffee, you're in high gear
Find the formula you need, type it in the cell
Everything's going well
Any number could be the one
End of the column; find the sum
With a bit of formatting, everything is fine
You're in the mood for some math
And when you're on the right path...

You are the spreadsheet queen, see the lines: twelve thousand seventeen
Spreadsheet queen, that font size is too small to be seen oh yeah
You can graph, filter, sort, manipulate your reports ooh ooh
See that girl, watch that screen, diggin' the spreadsheet queen

Choose the filter and turn it on
Calculate, save, and then you're gone
Opening up another, any one will do
You're in the mood for some math
And when you're on the right path...

You are the spreadsheet queen, see the lines: twelve thousand seventeen
Spreadsheet queen, that font size is too small to be seen oh yeah
You can graph, filter, sort, manipulate your reports ooh ooh
See that girl, watch that screen, diggin' the spreadsheet queen
Diggin' the spreadsheet queen
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